Well here are the requirements to be one. Of course the first is you have to be an egomaniac pervert.
Natural News put together all requirements to be hired by the TSA in one video.
Japan did a satire of the TSA
It seems the Federal Government doesn't like people to make fun of the TSA. They are looking to protect them in all ways. They will make it a crime to have them on a video in any way shape or form. That means the videos above would make someone a criminal for posting them. I guess this includes videoing real TSA pat downs too. So instead of trying to better the TSA and their molesting people, they will instead make it a crime to report them in video or show what they do.
The following is in Bill H.R. 3011
SEC. 295. PROTECTION OF THE NAMES FEDERAL AIR MARSHAL AND ADMINISTRATION.
Section 709 of title 18, United States Code, is amended--
(1) by inserting ‘or’ after the semicolon at the end of the fourteenth undesignated paragraph; and
(2) by inserting after such paragraph the following new paragraph:
‘Whoever, except with the written permission of the Assistant Secretary for Transportation Security (or the Director of the Federal Air Marshal Service for issues involving the Federal Air Marshal Service), knowingly uses the words ‘Transportation Security Administration’, ‘United States Transportation Security Administration’, ‘Federal Air Marshal Service’, ‘United States Federal Air Marshal Service’, ‘Federal Air Marshals’, the initials ‘T.S.A.’, ‘F.A.M.S.’, ‘F.A.M.’, or any colorable imitation of such words or initials, or the likeness of a Transportation Security Administration or Federal Air Marshal Service badge, logo, or insignia on any item of apparel, in connection with any advertisement, circular, book, pamphlet, software, or other publication, or with any play, motion picture, broadcast, telecast, or other production, in a matter that is reasonably calculated to convey the impression that the wearer of the item of apparel is acting pursuant to the legal authority of the Transportation Security Administration or Federal Air Marshal Service, or to convey the impression that such advertisement, circular, book, pamphlet, software, or other publication, or such play, motion picture, broadcast, telecast, or other production, is approved, endorsed, or authorized by the Transportation Security Administration or Federal Air Marshal Service;’.
They take themselves so seriously when, in fact, they are a completely insane, very expensive joke. They probably need new recruits to replace those who will soon be dying of cancer from too much exposure to those insane scanners. Their utter inability to laugh at themselves is a very good sign that they are going to be obliterated as the Great Purification rolls right over them like a Panzer division and regurgitates their disordered, proud asses into the outer darkness.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the post, Sherrie. Godspeed to you and yours.